Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

I had really high hopes for this movie. They were about halfway filled. This family-friendly comedy-action starring Kevin James as mall security guard Paul Blart is not what it seems. It is funny, but not too funny, and the action can barely be called action. A pistol is fired a couple of times, with no one getting hit. (with one non-fatal exception) In other words, I would recommend this as a rent movie more than a buy movie. That's all I'm saying.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Ghostbusters (1984)

This movie rocks. A classic comedy sci-fi, this movie is so super awesome. A movie about four guys who are professionals at exterminating ghosts. That's it. This is a very great movie that I say for everybody to watch. And also enjoy the Ghostbusters theme song. Watch the movie. Please. You will not regret it.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)

The third installment of the Mummy series is very good, but something is so disappointing. The girl from the first two movies that played Mrs. O'Connell wouldn't do this movie, so they had to have another girl do this movie. :( The movie is really good, but it doesn't compare to the original. I would recommend this movie. :) It is full of action, and this movie has the most comedy of all. I would say to buy it, but only maybe on blu-ray. On the subject of blu-ray, the SFX rock in this movie. Tootles! Did I just say tootles?!?!?!

Up (2009)

This movie is a PIXAR flick like no other. It is heartwarming, adventurous, and down right funny. However, I would recommend for you to pack a couple tissues when you go see this movie. Anybody with a heart and a sense for fun will love this movie. If you do not qualify for these terms, go see a movie that stinks. HSM3, ect. This is most likely the best PIXAR movie of all time. Check it out!

H igh School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

BOO! High School Musical 3 is a disgrace to the first two! Without the relatively good songs, this movie would've bombed. The songs actually are pretty good, but the story is slop. A fan of the original 2, I am so sad that this one was the one that got the big chance to be in theatres. In short, it stunk. Watch the DCOM originals. Not this trash. Get the soundtrack. That's the only good thing that came out of this movie. BOO!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

People say that this is why Star Trek is what it is today. I see their point. This tops the first Star Trek a million miles over. (or something along those lines) This movie is totally awesome! But, if you are like me, the little ear-creature will give you the heebie-jeebies for a couple of hours. My personal cure is to just watch some NBC sitcoms and the tingles should go away. Back to the movie. It is a super super super awesome movie! I would recommend this to anybody. Watch it. Now! "Or I shall place a slug-thing or something in your ear if you don't watch me!" -fake Khan

Friday, June 5, 2009

Land of the Lost (2009)

I watched this movie at midnight! As my first midnight movie, I present Land of the Lost. This is an adventure movie with packs and packs of comedy. This movie is so hilarious. There are a million jokes in this film, and then a million more. It is just so funny! It's about a scientist and some others who transport through time to an alternate dimension. Then they have to help a sleestak defeat the evil sleestaks so that the portal can be opened and they can get back home. There are some very big mosquitoes, a camcorder, a monkey man, a three-minute monologue on eating the monkey man, Matt Lauer, and more! I loved this movie more than ever, and so should all of you. Check out Land of the Lost!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Smart House (1999)

I do review Disney Channel Original Movies. (DCOMs) And this is one that they should show on Disney Channel much more often. This DCOM is about a boy who wins a 'house of the future' for him, his sister, and his widowed father. The house, PAT, got a malfunction and went into full-mother mode. When the malfunction goes to a full-out disaster, the family has to outsmart the smart house. This is a great family movie to catch on Disney Channel. I really like this movie. I watched this movie about three years ago, and remembered to record it for my brother and me. This movie is funny, witty, and very awesome. This is one of the better DCOMs.

Fun With Dick and Jane (2005)

As seen on TBS. This movie takes a while to get to the main plot, but in a nice, funny way. This is a hysterical crime comedy. Jim Carrey stars as Dick Harper, a man who gets fired then got a foreclosure, and results to theft to get money. And when the ultimate crime comes along, the two worst people for the job take it. This is a movie of laughs, laughs, and laughs. A very funny movie, this is. I would recommend this to most people. This is a good movie. That's it.