Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sky High (2005)

I watched this in theatres and loved it. Now I watch it again. It still isn't half bad. The movie is about Will Stronghold, the son of the world's greatest superheroes, The Commander and Jetstream. Will goes to a superhero school, where he meets girls, kids that can throw fire, and a science teacher with a gigantic head. As you can probably tell, this movie is pretty good. That's it. Go home!

Be Kind Rewind (2008)

This movie has some parts that will bust your guts, and other parts that question why you're watching this film. Also, it's better if you've seen the films that were parodied. (Ghostbusters, Rush Hour 2, ect.) This movie is about two guys who become local celebrities when they are forced to remake movies to save a video store. The movie parodies are hysterical. Like milk fountain out of your nose hysterical. But the other parts really bring this movie down. But in the end, i give this flick a big fat-

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Meh. The movie's funny, but only okay. Dodgeball tells the story of a gym called Average Joe's, that is getting a foreclosure by the gym Globo Gym. In order to pay off the debt, the Average Joe's team enters the world dodgeball tournament for the money. Filled with laughs, remarks, and so much innapropriatness, this sports comedy starring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller is a laughing movie. Not the best, but funny. Bye now!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Steven Spielberg. Aliens. 1977. How much better can you get? A member of the very first and very best science fiction movies, I present the critically-acclaimed sci-fi drama, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The king of movies, Steven Spielberg, wrote and directed this spectacular about a plateau, a lost child, and lots and lots of clay. (and thrown in there is a conspiracy, gas masks, and a lie) The SFX are spectacular, considering that this is 1977 we're talking about. Any true sci-fi nerd would've seen this by fourteen. Spielberg rules!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Number six in the Harry Potter series, this movie is one of the 'story furthers' in the Harry Potter series. This means that it's not the best. And it isn't. This is the 'chick flick' Harry Potter because of all of the romance junk. Yeah. I know. However, the movie still is dark, creepy, and all around pretty darn cool. I would say to read the book before you watch the movie, and I personally would recommend the earlier movies such as Sorcerer's Stone or Goblet of Fire. I still say, watch the film!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Poltergeist (1982)

BOO! AH! That is the reaction that'll happen to you after you watch this movie. If you like scary movies, then this is the movie to see. If you don't, get a restraining order against it. This movie is the grandaddy of supernatural horror that will scare the snot out of the snot out of you. That's how freakishly awesome this movie is. Rent it. Now. BOO! "They're here..."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Princess Protection Program (2009)

As the second DCOM that I've reviewed, here is Princess Protection Program. This movie starring Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato is not what it seems. And let me say this: It is not a girl movie. It is funny. But when they say action, they mean a sword being thrust at a tiara. That's it. It's not action. It is funny. Sort of. Honestly, I was pretty disappointed in this movie. Not the best DCOM that they've made. Well, that's it. See ya!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

The Matrix (1999)

As seen on TNT. Wow. This movie is completely in awesomeness. The original sci-fi thriller that brought the world 'bullet time' is here on kidviews. Keanu Reeves stars as Neo, a man in 1999 who is brought about 100 years into the future to save the last hope for humanity from the matrix. The question: WHAT IS THE MATRIX? This movie rocks like no movie rocks before. This is definetly the best movie (or one of the best) that I've ever seen. If you watch, you will not regret. WHAT IS THE MATRIX?
P.S. Happy 4th!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

This sequel is not 'better than the original'. It is just a pinch worse. And by a pinch, I mean one dropped grade bit. (like B+ to B, ect.) This movie is the comedy one of the bunch. It is pretty funny, but a bit smaller on the action. I would recommend this movie. It is very good, but if you were strapped in a room with 2.5 hours and a choice between Transformers or Transformers 2, choose Transformers. It is better. This is just a tad worse. I pretty much made my point. Also, if you post facts on a comment, look soon and see if your suggestions were put into the entries. Message to the viewers. So, adios!