Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

This hit film based on Rod Serling's hit TV series has finally hit KidViews! This movie is made of a prolouge and four main segments, so I need to review each individually and average them. PROLOUGE: The beginning of the film gave me a bit of a scare, and has the main spirit of the Twilight Zone=A- SEGMENT 1: This bit also stays true to the lighter side of the Twilight Zone, but it was terribly explained=B- SEGMENT 2: Trust me, if anybody's a fan of Steven Speilberg, it's me. But I just couldn't stand it. It insults the word horror=C SEGMENT 3: I loved this bit. I was shivering and shaking through the entire thing. It is purely awesome=A+ SEGMENT 4: I thought that the remake of the classic Twilight Zone was very well played, even though I can't compare it to the original, since I haven't seen it. All in all, this bit was amazingly played=A Through all of the bits, I would average out this movie to be a big, fat-
B+

Unaccompanied Minors (2006)

Yes, I know I'm reviewing another Christmas movie at a time that isn't Christmas. Let it go. Anyway, this movie is a LOL-fest that is pure funny. Unaccompanied Minors is about five kids (Dyllan Christopher, Gina Mantegna, Quinn Shepard, Tyler James Williams, Brett Kelly) that are stuck in an airport, and are trying to make a girl's Christmas right, while also avoiding the authorities. It's a great Christmas movie with a good message, and it also has enough laughs to make you blow eggnog out of your nose. Adios, peoples!
A-

Fred Claus (2007)

Yes, I know I'm reviewing a Christmas movie in September. Let it go. This Christmas flick gives a heartwarming story about Santa Claus'(Paul Giamatti) big brother Fred(Vince Vaughn), who has envied Santa forever. In the movie, Christmas is in jeopardy of being moved to the South Pole, and at the same time Fred Claus comes over, and pandemonium comes. It has its funny moments, and is worth renting, but isn't the best Christmas movie. That's all I can say. It's heartwarming, it's a good family flick, and it's mildly funny. The end.
B

9 (2009)

This movie based on the hit short film, 9 is an animated phenomenon that is purely amazing. This movie goes through the nine rag-doll creations that are the only living creatures other than the deadly machines that rid the world of humanity. These nine creatures come together to defeat the machines, and live safely and well...not die. The animation has some of the greatest effects I have ever seen in an animated feature. However, the story is hollow. It isn't written the best, and it just doesn't have what it could. It's not the best movie that you could get. I recommend searching KidViews for other movies that would be worth your time more than other films.
B+

Chicago (2002)

This movie is based on the hit musical, and this movie is also the winner of the 2003 Oscar for best picture. And it deserves it. This movie has some spectacular acting, and the singing is very amazing. The songs are great, and it constantly cuts to the stage for songs, which is spectacular. I think that this is a very great movie that many people would love.
A

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

As a short but devoted fan of the Simpsons, I can say that this movie is pretty much a hour-and-half episode of the Simpsons. And I loved it all. This film has all of the yellow people and irreverent humor that comes with the beloved show. This movie is so funny that milk will come out of your nose. I really think that this movie is so funny, that your guts will bust and reform then bust again. Let them bust! And reform...and bust again.
A

National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

As seen on Travel. This movie is a total complete riot! Chevy Chase is all the way known for his hysterical riot that is National Lampoon's Vacation. All the way to Wally World, the Griswold family goes, the cut up version, I did watch, and all the laughs busted my guts. Crummy poem, huh? This movie will make anybody laugh until it hurts. If you have a sense of humor, you should watch this movie. If you don't have a sense of humor, go watch a documentary on paint, I don't know. Bye!
A+